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    What Smells ???

    WHAT SMELLS?

    Maxine took her car to her mechanic.
    She told him "Every time I take any of my friends

    out in my car, after a while there is this terrible
    \smell !! . It never happens when I am on my own"??
    This quite intrigued the mechanic so he said, "OK,

    lets go for a spin and see what the problem is". Off
    they went. She drove down a one-way street in the
    wrong direction at 70 MPH, swerving, hitting the
    curb on both sides of the street, narrowly missed
    three pedestrians in pedestrian crossings, ran
    several red lights, and just missed a
    policeman on street traffic duty.
    They returned to the shop and she said,
    "There it is now, there's that terrible smell. Can you smell it?"
    "Smell it? Lady, I'm sitting in it ?!!

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    This is teribble.
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    I don't get it... explain please?
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    The girls friends went to the bathroom in the car because she scared them with the way she drives.

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    Gotcha! that is terrible!
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    PcManiac not getting it was funnier than the joke.

    Sorry PcM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ototero View Post
    PcManiac not getting it was funnier than the joke.

    Sorry PcM.
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    Hey! it was late .. ish

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    Maxine reminds me somewhat of the way my EX used to drive. Positioning herself (not the car) in the center of the road left the passenger side of the car on the edge - hitting pot holes and curbs - blowing tire after tire and damaging rims.

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