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    R. I. P.

    A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
    particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where
    they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic
    schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the
    husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his
    wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel.


    There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his
    wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email
    address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

    Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
    her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
    following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email
    expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first
    message, she screamed and fainted. The widows son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

    To: My loving wife

    Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

    I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
    and you are allowed to send email to your loved ones. I've just
    arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been
    prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

    P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!


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    ...everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow...
    Hearing that from someone "on the other side" must be a little disturbing...

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    Creepy ....

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    haha! I have hear that one a couple years ago! one of my favorites :D
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