The Queen and Mr. Bush

[LeBo]

Subject: George & The Queen
>

> Air Force One arrives at London's Heathrow Airport and President Bush
> strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in
> a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a
> magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue
> on toward Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons;
> all is going well.
>

> Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous
> earth-shattering flatus ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is
> atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over
> their noses. The explosive emission shakes the coach but the two dignitaries
> of state do their best to ignore the incident.


> President Bush turns to the Queen, "Your Majesty, please accept my
> regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a president
> cannot control."
>
> The Queen, always trying to be polite, replies, "Mr.
> President, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned
it, I thought it was one of the horses."..

[Nflight]

I wonder what he had for dinner? Very Good Humor, Thanks LeBo

[drezha]

*Chuckle*

Like it. very good.