Conversation Stopper

[LeBo]

CONVERSATION STOPPER
A stranger was seated next to a young woman on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, clearly exasperated since she had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet, a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

The young woman then says, "Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s---?"

[Nflight]

Bravo, Touche', Nice slap in the face per say! WoW !!!~!!!