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  1. 10-09-2007, 11:41 AM #1
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    The cocktail lounge

    A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine, who's sitting by herself...

    Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'

    Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'

    Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'

    Maxine: 'No, they spread.
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