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  1. 10-08-2007, 09:06 PM #1
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    Spanish Lesson

    A Texan, walking through his field, sees a man using one hand to dip water from a stock tank to take a drink. He shouts.

    "Hey! Don't drink that water, it has cow$#!~ in it!
    You might get E. coli."

    The man shouts back,

    "Soy mexicano, yo no entiendo ingles. Hablema espanol."
    (Transl: "I'm Mexican, I don't understand English.
    Speak Spanish to me.")

    The Texan yells,

    "Utilice ambas manos. Usted conseguira mas para beber."
    (Transl: "Use both hands. You'll get more to drink.")





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  2. 10-08-2007, 10:27 PM #2
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    I'll bet he will learn to speak English after that. If he lives



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