Black Eye

[LeBo]

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for
Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.
He says to him, 'Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?'.
The other guy says, 'Well it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there' 'So instead of saying 'I'd like two tickets to

Pittsburgh ,' I accidentally said ''I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh,' and she socked me a good one.'

The first guy replies 'Wow, this is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister, too! 'I was at the breakfast table and wanted to say to my wife 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-a$$ed bitch.'

[Brucifer]

Funny........... he only received a black eye! Around here he wouldn't even have been able to move.

[Nflight]

I avoid talking to any women period, either they are not able to talk on my level which is most of the time, or all they want is my money.

Very Good Post, Oh the tongue Twisters I have heard/had got me in so much trouble I was just able to duck and miss those flying fists of Fury!