I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I
called the suicide
hot-line.

Like everything else, this 24/7 crisis line has been
out-sourced to save
a few bucks and I found myself talking to a "call
center" in Pakistan.

I explained that I was feeling suicidal. They became
very excited at
this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck
or fly an
airplane.