I cooked the turkey this year. Slowly deep fried in peanut oil, along with spices and a 15oz. can of pineapple. The meal was at the ex's parent's house.

A quote heard often: "This is the best turkey I've ever had."

Would have made my day if I hadn't backed my Tundra into a tree while backing into their drive. I did however, miss all the dogs that were running around my truck.