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    More Beer Please....

    A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

    In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

    In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

    Logic is the art of being wrong with confidence.


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    More Beer Please....






    Challenge me, or correct me, but don't ask me to die quietly.

    …Pursuit is always hard, capturing is really not the focus, it’s the hunt ...

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    I do feel smarter after a few beers...

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    I've never thought about it cause after a few beers I always gotta go..............

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    Why do you think we, university students, consume such large quantities of alcohol



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    Quote Originally Posted by Frederic Brillouet View Post
    Why do you think we, university students, consume such large quantities of alcohol
    The chap is right

    It also provides the much needed energy and mental stimulation after wearing out your brain cells whilst doing archery

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    Beer drinkers, Canadian one's anyhow, are causing global warming:

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313844,00.html

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