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In a statement released earlier today, Accidentalclone Industries, "respects the findings of the independent studies. We are please to announce that the Accidentalclone Beer refit is complete. In order to meet our ongoing contracts with Nflight Transport a new line of products will be available for shipping."
The subsidiary company is now trading as AC Health and Wellbeing.
"AC Health and Wellbeing has a number of beer-gut busting equipment lines available to help reduce the waistline. All AC Beer refunds will be honoured and respectable disscounts offered on AC-H&W products" said public affairs.
The design of the products has been outsourced to Chaos Labs.
The first products to ship appear to require self assembly.
Later in the day, the AC Industries management were observed going into "crisis" talks with a major insurance company.
It is anticipated that more news will come from this.
[04:14] AMDave : +com Accidentalclone Beer refit completed. Now trading as AC Health and Wellbeing. All AC Beer refunds will be honoured.
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Last edited by AMDave; 04-06-2008 at 02:35 AM.
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