Apple announced today the "iTit"

[Nflight]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending
on cup and speaker size.


This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to
them.

[mitchellds]

heh heh, I just forwarded this on to a couple women who will love this.

[Nflight]

This joke came from a woman Net Admin I know; she tosses stuff like this at me all the time!

[sentient_life]

You know, people seem to be flocking to the iPhone 3G like it's the greatest thing ever. I wouldn't be surprised if Steve Jobs comes up with something like this.