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  1. 12-31-2012, 12:48 AM #1
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    Wishes

    I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
    Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."

    "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal
    life."

    "OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its rectum!"

    "You crafty son of a gun," said the fairy.
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