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An old man goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.
"Could you taste this for me, please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says the man
"No, not at all," says the chemist.
"Oh that's a relief," says the old man
"The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
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LOL Now it's back to the doctor for the concussion and the broken jaw. But, at least he's not diabetic.
Terry/Gatekeeper53
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Reminds me of the first observation of Western People (the Dutch in this case) by the Japanese: "They drink a liquid that looks like urine" (beer)
Tastes a lot better though! (for most brands, I draw a line at Guinness triple XXX (Irish) and do not like KB lager (Australian) either. I am a fan of Harp (Irish) and Fosters (Australian) though!)
Last edited by Dirk Broer; 09-26-2013 at 11:12 PM.
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remids me of a japanese game show.
Can you tell which of these pees belongs to your wife ? LULZ
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