AVAAAAAAST! Ye Scurrrrvy Dogs!
It's bein' taaalk like a Pirate Day ag'n.
Fetch up yer eye paaatch's, an' yer scabbards and give out yer cheer:
"YAAAAAARRRRR!"
Jus' fer t'day, this is yer Google scroll
http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate
Get on with it before I keel-haul ye, ye scunners.
YAAAAARRRR!