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Nflight
06-06-2007, 08:08 PM
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry..."Is this your husband?" he
nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

Beerknurd
06-06-2007, 08:22 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!! I think I just threw up a little... :lol:

Strongbow
06-06-2007, 08:23 PM
at least it was just his ear! LOL! :icon_lol:

Beerknurd
06-06-2007, 08:28 PM
Read the first of the joke... It wasn't just his ear...

"After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
on her nightstand by the bed."

Strongbow
06-06-2007, 08:31 PM
Ewwwwwwww! I forgot about the first paragraph!

Nflight
06-06-2007, 08:33 PM
I thought that would make you cringe, some girl I know sent me that today I just had to share it!

LeBo
06-06-2007, 10:04 PM
I'd kill her (Him).....:icon_redface:

PcManiac
06-06-2007, 11:42 PM
reminds me of a "guy" I saw once getting "his/her" pictures takin at a studio... red lipstick, wedding dress ... I was like I WANT TO HURT YOU! pervert!!!