Living Will

[gatekeeper53]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living
room and I said to her,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

[Beerknurd]

That's a nightmare I have almost every night... I wake up in a cold sweat!!!!

[Nflight]

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

Guys that is why I am still single! sheesh

[Steve Lux]

Aw, common,,, that's not the only reason we're still single.