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    90 Year Old Man ?

    A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...I have a
    21-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of
    that?"
    The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never
    misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella
    instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.
    He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang" and the beaver fell
    dead. What do you think of that?"
    The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
    The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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    not again! I don't get it!!!
    Explain again somebody!!! hahahhaha
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    The 90 year olds wife is cheating on him, it is doubtful he is actually the father. The umbrella story is just that the blanks of what the umbrella did to the beaver, means someone else knocked up the 90 yr olds wife instead of the 90 yr old!





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    Gross ... ok, wish I didn't know that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PcManiac View Post
    not again! I don't get it!!!
    Explain again somebody!!! hahahhaha
    hahaha PcManiac, you make me laugh even more than the joke haha

    btw isnt a beaver... ya know



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    Quote Originally Posted by Frederic Brillouet View Post
    hahaha PcManiac, you make me laugh even more than the joke haha

    btw isnt a beaver... ya know
    It isn't?
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